MISSIN THE MARK LIST - WWE RAW AUG 05

ROMAN REIGNS returns and the THE BIG DOG is back…on Friday.  A Trail of B trail.

Lil Sammy BooBoo SAMI ZAYN goes boo hoo.  Honey, do you need mommy to come give lil Zayny a Yeet Yeet?

THE JUDGEMENT DAY rearranges the old furniture in and out of the Clubhouse.  I wonder if the carpet matches the cool rug, bro.

RANDY ORTON lays the brick wall foundation by hitting on GUNTHER’s good looks!  Ah, nothin’ like a drooling snake charmer.  Get a room.

ODYSEE JONES scores big and saves TMNT NEW DAY.  They really should have stayed in character and got CASEY JONES.  He could have at least worn a mask.  

CM PUNK ‘debuts’ on RAW, instantly admits defeat.  

Chin up, Tiger- Drew got this!

The WYATT SICKS man tag debut at the Apollo, Creed.  They should try thinking outside the box.  A tad bit ROCKY, but a great sequel.  

SETH ROLLINS is beached after Fashion Police recruit BRONSON REED snaps off Tsunami’s like it was The Day After Tomorrow despite King Troi being inspired by Judge Doom meets Rick Moranis’ Dark Helmet on a full cheese moon.  Don’t forget Barf!  I want Candy.  I just got Goofy.   Cannon (Space)Ball Run!

Call me the Deville’s Advocate, but I feel like SONYA DEVILLE, SHAYNA BAYSLER & ZOE STARK are giving ‘angry lesbian never finishes fence’ energy.  

A little too stiff for fencing!  Now, sword swallowing is whole different story.  Sharp tongues.

RHEA RIPLEY takes LIV MORGAN hard into the post.  She definitely didn’t mail this one in.  RHEA RIPLEY is smart enough to see a PRIEST after this one.  Happy Goths wtf!?

The NEW DAY cannot, in biblical AUSTIN THEORY exist without THE FINAL TESTAMENT.  KING James WOODS wrote the bible (at 16) so obviously they need each other.
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