PLANNED PARENTHOOD HIRES ME FOR NEW 2024 MOBILE CAMPAIGN!
WTF. This is CRAZY. Its also the gift that keeps on giving. PLANNED PARENTHOOD FINALLY DELIVERS!! (and guess who got a job in their marketing department) __________________________________________________________________________ "These abortions are running so wild, we need to MOVE, and do it pronto and not infront of a meter!" We pay the parking, you burn the rubber! "Were gonna deliver the abortions to you, kids, so stay out, and stay permiscuos, and definitely stay put if your a newly prego bimbo, unreaady for motherhood, or just because." BEEP BEEP...were so horny for your business, we bought an old ambulance from a police auction and turned into a semi-food truck so you can also get delectable mexican fare and a mojito you would kill for on a sticky day. We also have a 1 for 2 deal where you bring a friend/family member/PP graduate/alumni and we WILL use the same materials and do it in less time SO less waste! ...while YOU BOTH win! BOGO BING...
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