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PLANNED PARENTHOOD HIRES ME FOR NEW 2024 MOBILE CAMPAIGN!

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  WTF. This is CRAZY. Its also the gift that keeps on giving. PLANNED PARENTHOOD FINALLY DELIVERS!! (and guess who got a job in their marketing department) __________________________________________________________________________ "These abortions are running so wild, we need to MOVE, and do it pronto and not infront of a meter!" We pay the parking, you burn the rubber! "Were gonna deliver the abortions to you, kids, so stay out, and stay permiscuos, and definitely stay put if your a newly prego bimbo, unreaady for motherhood, or just because." BEEP BEEP...were so horny for your business, we bought an old ambulance from a police auction and turned into a semi-food truck so you can also get delectable mexican fare and a mojito you would kill for on a sticky day. We also have a 1 for 2 deal where you bring a friend/family member/PP graduate/alumni and we WILL use the same materials and do it in less time SO less waste! ...while YOU BOTH win! BOGO BING...

MISSIN THE MARK LIST - WWE RAW AUG 05

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ROMAN REIGNS returns and the THE BIG DOG is back…on Friday.   A Trail of B trail. Lil Sammy BooBoo SAMI ZAYN goes boo hoo.   Honey, do you need mommy to come give lil Zayny a Yeet Yeet? THE JUDGEMENT DAY rearranges the old furniture in and out of the Clubhouse.   I wonder if the carpet matches the cool rug, bro. RANDY ORTON lays the brick wall foundation by hitting on GUNTHER’ s good looks!   Ah, nothin’ like a drooling snake charmer.   Get a room. ODYSEE JONES scores big and saves TMNT NEW DAY.   They really should have stayed in character and got CASEY JONES.   He could have at least worn a mask.   CM PUNK ‘debuts’ on RAW, instantly admits defeat.   Chin up, Tiger- Drew got this! The WYATT SICKS man tag debut at the Apollo, Creed.   They should try thinking outside the box.   A tad bit ROCKY , but a great sequel.   SETH ROLLINS is beached after Fashion Police recruit BRONSON REED snaps off Tsunami’s like it was T...

🪃YOUR OPPS ARE THE VILLIAN IN OWN STORY‼️PETRIFIED CANT ESCAPE REPRECUSS...

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Well this actually made me ...feel how stupid some people can be because I am bad ass and a blessing